March 2012
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February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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“There’s a grotesque irony in declaring that what is portrayed in Bully should be...”
– Linda Holmes, writing about the R rating given to the documentary ‘Bully’.
There’s a second paragraph I wanted to quote as well, but I’m adding it down here as a separate thing due to the change in voice:
The entire point of this film is that kids do not live with the protection we often believe...
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luchino:
uncalm:
luchino:
What’s better than tumblr changes?
People freaking out over them.
wait, people are complaining about the cute, adorable, colorful icons?
People are pointing out that there are other issues to fix, which is pretty legitimate… but then there’s the usual KAAAAAAARP!!! stuff.
I’m still mad that it’s approaching a year without the tag bank being fixed,...
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Quirks of cosplaying in Japan (one of many)
tecanoshinju:
The great thing about going to Japan is that there are some moments that are just like the clouds part and everything becomes clear. The first time was when I really understood the “I vs We” concept of Japanese society; another was when I was walking to school and it was just snowing sakura petals because they are EVERY WHERE and are so delicate just the barest wind sends them...
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eggplantcrusader asked: Well, can you at least delete the tags like you said?
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martindavenport asked: I want to echo iweareggplantwithpride. Please? I know a number of people who routinely check the YA tag but also really like to be surprised--and this would be such a lovely surprise! What's actually going on isn't the spoiler, it's the fact that it's explicitly shown, which for some people, is absolutely unexpected. I'm really looking forward to seeing my friends get...
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tidepooling:
automatoned:
sasha baron cohen is literally the famous actor equivalent of those awful anime convention kids that take their dressing up and lack of consideration for other people way too far, jesus christ.
amen
Y E P
eggplantcrusader asked: Hey, if it's not too much trouble, do you think you can put the spoiler pic under a read more? I don't care that you're reposting it, just don't spoil it for people who don't want to be spoiled. It isn't officially released until March 7th.
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Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
QUICK EVERYONE REBLOG THIS WITH A BOOK SUGGESTION
slightly-bovverd:
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I’ll start! The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
Nation by Terry Pratchett
It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini
Oh good, I need these....
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Everything's gonna be tagged 'Oscars' tonight, if...
Just warning.
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All I want out of the Oscars is RDJ to announce...
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THE ACADEMY AWARDS WORK-OUT GAME
tidepooling:
because drinking games are so last year, right
i joked about doing this on plurk and then was encouraged to actually make one SO HERE WE GO:
- 10 bicycle crunches for every fashion faux pas - 10 jumping jacks every time you have no idea how something got nominated - 5 crunches every time a presenter tells a bad joke - 5 push-ups every time they play the music to shut someone up...
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